I hungry: FAMOUS muffins

These muffins are in such demand and I am so super busy baking them that I simply cannot write out the recipe so I hope the scan is sufficient. NOTE: I add a sprinkling of vanilla in the batter and also a smackeral of raw sugar on them before baking.
NOTE: in order to produce the most exquisite muffins of your life you must follow these rules: 1) always mix your dry and wet ingredients separately until the final climactic moment when you merge the two: stir with a fork until just combined...if you over stir or mix with a mixer, your muffins will turn into hockey pucks and will be better suited for skipping at the beach instead of eating with butter and a glass of milk. Enjoy!

SORRRRY

Many IHungryNow readers have complained that there AREN'T ENOUGH G$@#$ D$%$mned DESSERTS M@#@%$^# %!!!!!

Wow, watch the language kids! What if your grandparents heard you say that? And this is exactly why I don't post too many icky, goopy sweet recipes - you are all going to drop dead if you continue to gobble up those gummie bears and twinkies (ooh sore subject, sorry) and your parents would be seriously mad at me and I'd go to jail and THEN what would you do? Oh yeah, you'd be dead... Anyway, I am actually doing you all a favor! But, if you all clean up your dishes and sweep out the kitchen and take out the trash, I'll think about it, you ingrates.

STapLeS

Ok, say you have friends over and open the fridge cause you're STARVING. What do you see?

Once, years ago, I looked in my sister's fridge and saw (no lie) six pack of beer (2 gone), a container of moldy hummus, 1 bottle of crusty mustard, a scrape of butter on a plate covered with crumbs, a left-over container of Indian food (she thinks it used to be Tikka Masala but by the smell of it, I'd say it began as a fermented, pickle of tandori wildebeast). Oh, she also had some vitamins from 1972 in there. SO, on that note, open your fridge and if you see anything similar throw it all away and buy a few *staples that will last a long time and you can use to throw together a range of delicious things without running the risk of being poisoned or acquiring a rare mad wildebeast disease:

*suggested Staples

canned tomatoes

canned beans - garbanzo, black or white beans are nice

canned chicken broth

bottled salsa

kosher salt

balsamic vinegar

herbs: rosemary, thyme, basil

big bottle of real lemon juice

soy sauce

dried pasta, couscous

bread crumbs

All of these things can be used in a quick salad or to marinate a piece of wildebeast or start a soup with.

NOTE..kind of important

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